ok today i got back from Horseback riding well not riding but teaching retarded children how to ride and they were like can we play a game can we learn how to be good riders..... so just for a laugh i said sure lets learn how to jump so i put up the jump like REALLY high i dunno it must have been at least like 4 feet i mean i don't even jump that high.... well i do but only on occation.... so ne way i said jump over this... and this one kid acctually took me seriously and started trotting and i was like NO and the horse took off and i think i probeblly damaged the poor kid... oh well so that way i could jump on and do it all propperly and say now kids i was just kidding i didn't really want you to go over the jump like Daniel over here.... but what ever at least i didn't get fired hahaha that is like my goal i lost interest in horses right after i was like 15 and now i am just working there for my mothers sake cuz she said i need a propper job not just babysitting.... i don't see whats wrong with babysitting i mean it pays well to do nothing....

lol so ne way my goal is to get fired and i have been trying this for like a year now ever since they hired me and i was like ew i hate you all and they STILL didn't fire me weird o well maybe i should be a nice person and then they will fire me ooooh brilliant plan lex.... lol

So when i got home there was a note waiting for me from the ODed retared that has just claimed the hudge basement for himself annd he got a SONY flat screen plasma screen tv what the hell i hate being the youngest James gets all the good junk and my parents think i am on drugs i mean look at the little fucker his is like high everytime you see him.... and i know he only wanted the basement so that he can do his little drug deals and shoot up that mofo i hate him soo much oh well i still get all new clothing with all new shoes yaya and my mom can't take it back no matter how drunk she was she said for Junior year i get to have all this new stuff... lol he he

back to the note it read Hey Not here went out with Rachel (new GF) and i won't be back until LATE!! cover for me i am doing a deal at like 9 annnnd i will need you to cover for me in the morning i am gonna sleep late i told mom and papa (gayest name to call dad but hey he is a fag) i was sleepin over at Jeremys house and that i wouldn't be home until like 3PM but tomaro at 3 i am going to go to the "ghet" and get some pot and coke so tell them i went to the store and they just missed me

Normally i would cover for him but because he just won the basement i decided to tell mumsy and pupsy (lol Kylie) the truth about the "perfect little angle" so when they came home from their day at the club (god this is soo fucking connecticut!) they of corse asked were is Jam-E (yes this is my brothers nickname from my rents since he was 7 cuz he just discovered rap and was like yea from now on ya'll call me Jam-E lol hahaha what a tard) So i said to them "well he told me to tell you that he went out with rachel and that he won't be back until 3 tomaro because he will be so hung over and high simaltaniously that he can't drag his ass home till then and that i should lie to you and say that at three he went to the store but in acctual point of fact he is in Bridgeport getting pot and coke to sell to his possy of drug dealing losers that hang out in the basement with him..." I sware they said this to me "well dear we know that you were disapointed when we told Jam-E that he could have the basement, but dear it isn't that nice to spred horrible things about your brother like that, it isn't like he tells us that you smoke pot because you got your Ipod, look i promise you will get something just as nice as he did" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY PARENTS i tell them the truth about my brother and i get something as nice for myself....

My mother took me aside later and gave me this long speach about being the youngest and always envious of you older siblings just because they were older and they got all the new stuff and what ever i don't know it was just so fucked up i can't even begin to tell you!

I hate my family that is why i am now a proud memeber of Kylie Milestones family ! lol i am the lost milestone LOL!

Love ya Ky

love ya'll

Lex